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WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.

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thisisnuckinggfuts sent: favourite non pornographic magazine to masturbate to?

i dont think i have ever read a magazine..

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sircareyprice sent: YOUR DOG IS A MURDERER

yes doris, the whole world knows my dog raped a bird..

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fearingthe-consequence: bruinthecup: if this isnt your goalie then why do you even watch hockey

fearingthe-consequence:

bruinthecup: if this isnt your goalie then why do you even watch hockey

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put stuff in my ask.

im bored please!

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With your sibling...

itsdamnfunny:

Expectation:

Reality:

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That awkward moment when you give the right answer but the teacher doesn’t hear you, so some bitch steals it from you and the teacher praises them

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deliri-0us: oh i thought youd serve something else silly me

deliri-0us:

oh i thought youd serve something else silly me

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